Apparently McDonald's has turned into a creepy place since I was a child.

Check this out:


- Look at those evil eyes. She looks like she's a zombie about to assault you with that burger.

Also this:


- I'm not quite sure I'm ready for an emo, punk, junkie Ronald. I was waiting for him to pull his kit from his pocket to tie off with. That or some sort of dildo.

Need more proof? OK here you go:




















































































































How about a little truth in advertising? Lke this:



























The examples above, plus the virus infected MP3 players from 2006 proves beyond a doubt that McDonald's is evil. I always knew there was something off about Ronald and those burgers. Speaking of zombies: